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Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I\'m a bachelor." 杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞 杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."   Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It\'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals. 妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的. 丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.   Excuse me,but the seat you\'ve taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "请原谅,你占了我的位置." "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?" "能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."   One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?" 亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"   Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression. Girl:Then you can use money to express it. 小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达. 姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧!   An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol." "How many bullets do you need?" The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?" 一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的shou枪." "您需要多少发子弹?" 那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?"
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